"Have a fabulous fucking Friday!"
Jeez. I just stopped by Tornwordo's blog and noticed his cuss meter and thought, "18%? I can outcuss him!" (Sorry, T - my competitive side rears its head)
So I typed in the URL for this pinkness I call my blog, and scored ZERO fucking percent!
What the hell are they smoking? Crack? My underwear? Dog food?
(Just for the record, I have never, ever smoked crack in my life. I'm this way by nature.)
So I decided I must insert one cuss word per day, just to get that percentage up. Today's word: fuck. It's an easy one. I would like to move on to other words, but fuck is so entertaining for me to say. Fuck fuck fuck.
I may be up to 3% by now!
In other news, I am looking at a laptop purchase so that while I am gone on business travel in May and in June, I can still play WoW. Dell has a WoW laptop they are quite proud of ($3,000???? Are THEY smoking crack? and why isn't the Horde faction laptop more expensive? heh) but I am opting for something less, er, fancy. Any suggestions?
Look at this. It's beef flavored.
