21 days until I turn 40.
So readers (the few that I have, the ones I had to track down after committing blogger suicide in late 2006), I need your help.
Give me 21 things I need to do before I turn 40.
You can give me just one or two, but I do need 21. And I need at least one by tomorrow.
Can't promise I will do them all, but I will try. However, please refrain from suggesting "Shove a corncob up your ass" or "Jump out of a plane" because those two things are likely never to happen. Unless it's by force.
I will try to post what I do each day between now and then. But only if you suggest something. Otherwise, I'll go back to playing WoW and disappear again. It is, after all, the Valentine Festival right now, and I simply must have Peddlefeet!

Do it, bitches, or no more
Friday posts from my snarky
ass!