* I had an alarm system installed, mainly to make sure no one breaks in and hurts the babies while I am out of the house. Sadie cannot stand the beeping sound it makes when I enable it, so now she's taken to hiding in corners.
* If my Food Baby insists upon staying, why won't he contribute to the mortgage and utilities?
* I can't seem to get un-tired from the time change. Exercise is NOT helping, so don't suggest that or I'll peck your eyes out.
* I really want to shop more but I've shopped so much lately, there is nothing I need. And nothing I really want - not that I have room for. I guess I'll go shopping for the SPCA again.
* Why can't they make a calorie-free vodka? We put men on the moon, for fuck's sake!
* My idea of Employee Appreciation Day got out-voted. No one wants to go to Six Flags. Sigh.
* My mage isn't 70 yet.
* I have to meet my trainer tonight. And I feel like an Oompah Loompah.
* Why can't I get paid to play WoW all day? Isn't there a job like that somewhere? And I don't mean testing it, I mean just playing it.
* My stupid betta fish is boring and just sits in his bowl, staring. Had I known this is what they do, I would have bought a livelier fish.
* Did I mention the Food Baby?
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If I liked exercise, I would totally be a bimbo trophy wife. But it's just so BORING. Also? It HURTS.
I feel sorry for bettas. Mine was really exciting and would almost jump out of the water when you fed him. Then I was paranoid he would commit suicide. Maybe he needs a filtered tank? More oxygen might make him more exciting...
Well, Pisser, I blow on him from time to time.
Maybe that's the problem. Food Baby Breath!
Love the food baby and it will love you back ; )
Vacation time?
Come to the DC Cherry Blossom Festival. We have calorie free vodka here. I swear.
Nobody wants to go to Six Flags? What's wrong with these people?
I love Six Flags. Went to the one north of Chicago, Great America, many times when I lived there.
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