Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Because I Am Tired...Or, Why My Ass Now Has Its Own Zip Code

Copying Tornwordo again, because I've been working too many long hours and feel slightly sick from the mini quiches I just ate to really do much more than this...

Things I Don't Like:
  • Stupid people
  • Bad drivers
  • A lack of manners
  • People who abuse animals (well, them I HATE)
  • Jerks in trade chat who try to make people feel stupid for asking sometimes legitimate questions (no one starts out as a 70, you asshats)
  • Narrow-minded people
  • Reality TV
  • Labels
  • That I really, really do like to smoke
  • Not having enough Magic Shell for my ice cream
Things I Like:
  • Animals of all kinds, but especially dogs
  • Watching the babies sleep
  • Kosher dill spears
  • The fact that most of the people in my circle don't even use my real name anymore
  • Everything about my boyfriend
  • Cigarettes
  • Vodka

6 comments:

Snooze said...

I hate reality tv too but it seems like it's here to stay. And taking over.

bunny said...

Wow, you've actually been keeping up your blog? Wish I had time to read. Are you on Facebook? I am theoretically but I don't do all of those planting things. Also, my celeb BF is someone I've never heard of before. I am so going to see GM this summer, and for free, beyatch!

tornwordo said...

What is magic shell, and why does ice cream need it? Also, I don't like that I like smoking, and I had that exact thought yesterday as I had one after my three hour class.

ChickenStrip said...

Snooze - Unfortunately, I believe you are correct.

Bunny - Yes, I am, sorta. And you suck, by the way. I bet your seats are better than ours. Grrr...

Tornwordo - Magic Shell is that chocolate shit that hardens on top of ice cream. While it is not necessary, I was expecting it and had to dig with my finger into the bottle to get any out. Very disappointing!

bunny said...

Magic Shell is better than smoking. I think.

ChickenStrip said...

No it isn't.