Happy Bday to MKD. You're officially OLD now. I'm older, though, so that should give you some comfort.
My dogs are beckoning me from the other room...they can be quieted with "get under" so they will go under the covers. Funny how they need my permission to get in bed but require no permission to piss wherever they want.
My house was professionally cleaned by two women I now love. It was worth every penny.
My insomnia has come to a halt. I now sleep five hours a night, easily.
I'm still smoking like a weenie roast, though. Working on that.
I am officially in love with the Tuscan Bean Salad I bought at Costco Wednesday night. Barley is so underrated.
Sorta bored with WoW right now. Once you hit the top, what else is there? Well, there are higher level instance runs and I'm not getting them. Tiny is pissed!
I need: a pedicure, my nails done, a mini me to sub in for me at work, a vacation, more time in the day, this one zit to go away, a miracle, and new shoes.
Nighty all. Hey, at least I posted.
7 comments:
I plan to get cleaners. You are inspiring me.
I think once the baby comes along, hiring cleaning people is going to be a necessity for us.
Glad to hear the WoW obsession is dying out. Maybe now you will get more sleep!
Wait. You still get zits at 60?
i'm sad because we don't talk anymore.
My weenies sleep under the covers, too! Bosco gets up to pee indiscriminately sometimes...
So glad Sadie is OK, I've been thinking about her a lot. x!
I just got finished reading Calculating God by Robert J. Sawyer, he's a funny looking dude that writes the same old story over and over, I guess he drinks.
If you're not going to post any thing else I think you should give me an invite so I can destroy this blog with some lingering sense of style.
Blech won't do. Smooches, booger, air kiss, whatever, did you hear the one about reader's digest?
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a day care where a 3-yr-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.
A thief fell & broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
When the smog lifts in Los Angles, U. C. L. A.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft & I'll show you A-flat miner.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blown apart.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
this goddam eye test is failing me again
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